THE FUNNIEST MURPHY'S LAWS INSTRUCTIONS  Quotation / Quote - a phrase from a speech or a book that is repeated because it is amusing.

 Witticism - a short and amusing remark.

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FUNNIEST MURPHY'S LAWS Funniest Murphy's Laws. Learn English language on Eclectic English.  Capt. Edward A. Murphy

Capt. Edward A. Murphy, an engineer working on Air Force Project MX981, designed to see how much sudden deceleration a person can stand in a crash.

"If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it."

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Funniest Murphy's Laws

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  1. If something can go wrong, it will.

  2. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

  3. Every solution breeds new problems.

  4. Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.

  5. You never run out of things that can go wrong.

  6. Nothing is as easy as it looks.

  7. Everything takes longer than you think.

  8. Everything goes wrong all at once.

  9. Things get worse under pressure.

  10. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

  11. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

  12. When all else fails, read the instructions.

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