FUNNY QUOTATIONS ABOUT MEN INSTRUCTIONS  Quotation / Quote - a phrase from a speech or a book that is repeated because it is amusing.

 Witticism - a short and amusing remark.

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QUOTATIONS ABOUT MEN Funny quotations about men. Learn English language on Eclectic English.  Women's Wit

Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing a great scent. It's called New Car Interior.


Rita Rudner   

Women's faults are many. Men have only two: everything they say and everything they do.


Phyllis Diller   


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  1. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

  2. Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

  3. He is every other inch a gentleman.

  4. A hard man is good to find.

  5. Many men are slow but sure. Others are just slow.

  6. It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.

  7. He took his defeat like a man. He blamed it on his wife.

  8. A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

  9. Men are only as loyal as their options.

  10. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

  11. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

  12. It's a man's world, and you men can have it.

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