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English Students Funny Mistakes

Look at the collection of English students funny mistakes and try to correct them.

English Students Funny Mistakes Answers.

1. Submitted by: Dirce
   A friend in a restaurant:
   
   Waiter, Could you bring me some kidnaps, please?
   
   
2. Submitted by: Simon D.
   From a student's essay:
   
   When I got home, I had a massage on the answering machine.
   
   
3. Sent in a message by a technical support specialist:
   
   Feel free to contact me if you cause any problems.
   
   
4. Said while talking about daily routines:
   
   In the morning, I get up at seven o'clock; clean my tooth;
   have breakfast; and go to work.
   
   
5. Said by a student talking about differences between men and women:
   
   I like the opposite to sex very much.
   
   
6. Written in a progress test by a sweet seventeen-year-old girl:
   
   I haven't had any male for more than a month.
   
   
7. The phrase was said by a student who had just been given another handout at the end of the lesson:
   
   Excuse me. Is this the last shit for today?
   
   
8. From a writing task in a progress test:
   
   I think that education in Ukraine is bed.
   
   

English Students Funny Mistakes Answers.

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